Monday, December 14, 2009

Beloit College Mindset List for the Class of 2013

The Beloit College Mindset List for the Class of 2013

(from http://www.beloit.edu/mindset/2013.php):

“Each August since 1998, Beloit College has released the Beloit College Mindset List. It provides a look at the cultural touchstones that shape the lives of students entering college.”

Most students entering college for the first time this fall were born in 1991.

  • For these students, Martha Graham, Pan American Airways, Michael Landon, Dr. Seuss, Miles Davis, The Dallas Times Herald, Gene Roddenberry, and Freddie Mercury have always been dead.
  • Dan Rostenkowski, Jack Kevorkian, and Mike Tyson have always been felons.
  • The Green Giant has always been Shrek, not the big guy picking vegetables.
  • They have never used a card catalog to find a book.
  • Margaret Thatcher has always been a former prime minister.
  • Salsa has always outsold ketchup.
  • Earvin "Magic" Johnson has always been HIV-positive.
  • Tattoos have always been very chic and highly visible.
  • They have been preparing for the arrival of HDTV all their lives.
  • Rap music has always been main stream.
  • Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream has always been a flavor choice.
  • Someone has always been building something taller than the Willis (née Sears) Tower in Chicago.
  • The KGB has never officially existed.
  • Text has always been hyper.
  • They never saw the “Scud Stud” (but there have always been electromagnetic stud finders.)
  • Babies have always had a Social Security Number.
  • They have never had to “shake down” an oral thermometer.
  • Bungee jumping has always been socially acceptable.
  • They have never understood the meaning of R.S.V.P.
  • American students have always lived anxiously with high-stakes educational testing.
  • Except for the present incumbent, the President has never inhaled.
  • State abbreviations in addresses have never had periods.
  • The European Union has always existed.
  • McDonald's has always been serving Happy Meals in China.
  • Condoms have always been advertised on television.
  • Cable television systems have always offered telephone service and vice versa.
  • Christopher Columbus has always been getting a bad rap.
  • The American health care system has always been in critical condition.
  • Bobby Cox has always managed the Atlanta Braves.
  • Desperate smokers have always been able to turn to Nicoderm skin patches.
  • There has always been a Cartoon Network.
  • The nation’s key economic indicator has always been the Gross Domestic Product (GDP).
  • Their folks could always reach for a Zoloft.
  • They have always been able to read books on an electronic screen.
  • Women have always outnumbered men in college.
  • We have always watched wars, coups, and police arrests unfold on television in real time.
  • Amateur radio operators have never needed to know Morse code.
  • Belarus, Moldova, Ukraine, Uzbekistan, Armenia, Latvia, Georgia, Lithuania, and Estonia have always been independent nations.
  • It's always been official: President Zachary Taylor did not die of arsenic poisoning.
  • Madonna’s perspective on Sex has always been well documented.
  • Phil Jackson has always been coaching championship basketball.
  • Ozzy Osbourne has always been coming back.
  • Kevin Costner has always been Dancing with Wolves, especially on cable.
  • There have always been flat screen televisions.
  • They have always eaten Berry Berry Kix.
  • Disney’s Fantasia has always been available on video, and It’s a Wonderful Life has always been on Moscow television.
  • Smokers have never been promoted as an economic force that deserves respect.
  • Elite American colleges have never been able to fix the price of tuition.
  • Nobody has been able to make a deposit in the Bank of Credit and Commerce International (BCCI).
  • Everyone has always known what the evening news was before the Evening News came on.
  • Britney Spears has always been heard on classic rock stations.
  • They have never been Saved by the Bell
  • Someone has always been asking: “Was Iraq worth a war?”
  • Most communities have always had a mega-church.
  • Natalie Cole has always been singing with her father.
  • The status of gays in the military has always been a topic of political debate.
  • Elizabeth Taylor has always reeked of White Diamonds.
  • There has always been a Planet Hollywood.
  • For one reason or another, California’s future has always been in doubt.
  • Agent Starling has always feared the Silence of the Lambs.
  • “Womyn” and “waitperson” have always been in the dictionary.
  • Members of Congress have always had to keep their checkbooks balanced since the closing of the House Bank.
  • There has always been a computer in the Oval Office.
  • CDs have never been sold in cardboard packaging.
  • Avon has always been “calling” in a catalog.
  • NATO has always been looking for a role.
  • Two Koreas have always been members of the UN.
  • Official racial classifications in South Africa have always been outlawed.
  • The NBC Today Show has always been seen on weekends.
  • Vice presidents of the United States have always had real power.
  • Conflict in Northern Ireland has always been slowly winding down.
  • Migration of once independent media like radio, TV, videos and compact discs to the computer has never amazed them.
  • Nobody has ever responded to “Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”
  • Congress could never give itself a mid-term raise.
  • There has always been blue Jell-O.

1 comment:

  1. Wow Joe you and I are in a simliar mindset! What an amazing list. After teaching for 10 years I find it frustrating that my "cultural references" reach a fewer and fewer number of my students (I am down to 1 (ONE) student who has seen any of the Monty python movies). It makes me wonder if parents talk to thier kids about history. Which is odd for me because this was a contrant conversation im our household. But then again look who I had for a father. I wonder if this a cultural thing since 9-11 it seems less and less people want to have "ideas" to discuss.
    Keep posting Joe...love watching your mind work!!
    Elizabeth

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